why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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