May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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