He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..