areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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