Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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