sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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