A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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