It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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