was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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