omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
