His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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