I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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