The maid of honor just puked.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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