I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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