elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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