Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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