If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Then you guys just all showered together...?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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