I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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