We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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