it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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