Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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