She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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