I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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