i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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