So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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