So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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