But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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