Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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