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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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