The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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