Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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