apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
