I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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