im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Your penis caused this!
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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