No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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