Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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