ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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