you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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