fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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