I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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