i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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