Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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