I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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