shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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