I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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