I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Come see our sink grown plant.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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