Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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