Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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