i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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