do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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