if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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