i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize